Please try the following:
the Refresh button, or take a cold shower
and try again later.
you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is
spelled correctly. Look closely, as excessive masturbation is known to
check your erection settings, click the Tool menu, and then click
Intimacy Options. On the Erections tab, click Settings.
The settings should match those provided by your local orgasm
verification engine (LOVE) administrator or primary intimacy management
partner (PIMP). Then click View Files and delete all those
cookies from the sex sites you have been leering at before your local
anal network (LAN) administrator, boss, spouse, children, parents, or
significant other discovers what a pathetic little pervert you are.
your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine
your network and automatically discover dirty pictures. If you would
like Windows to try and discover them, click Detect Dirty
porn sites require money. It is recommended to use someone else's credit
card, but for that kind of jack, it's probably cheaper to drag your
pale, pasty carcass to a nudie bar and look at real sluts. WARNING
- There is NO sex in the Champagne Room.
Some sites require 128-bit erection ability. Click the Help menu
and then click About Intimacy Equipment to determine what
strength genitals you have installed.
you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings
can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Intimacy
Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and
settings for Self-Confidence 2.0, Maturity 3.0, Positive Body Image 1.0 - Oh,
never mind! You don't know what you're doing. You might as well bust open your
weird uncle's footlocker he stashed in the crawlspace and look at his
vintage, moldy 1950's nudist magazine collection.
- Click the Back
button to try another skanky site.
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